BEST CONFETTI EVER: Nancy Pelosi ripping up Trump’s Speech

I have to admit, I didn’t like this.

She went about it all wrong. She should have been staring at him dead in the eyes and drawn out the ripping process for like two full minutes, sprinkled it in his hair, pulled out a rubber stamp that says “IMPEACHED” and stamped it on his forehead, put on a pair of sunglasses, and ridden out of the room on a horse. Much more effective.